This episode examines Bitcoin’s ten point seven percent outperformance versus equities and gold during geopolitical stress despite a five percent post-FOMC decline. We cover the Federal Reserve’s hawkish hold with dot plot revision to one rate cut for twenty twenty-six, the SEC-CFTC binding interpretive rule classifying sixteen digital assets as commodities, Strategy’s acquisition of twenty-two thousand three hundred thirty-seven Bitcoin at seventy thousand one hundred ninety-four dollars, seven consecutive days of spot ETF inflows totaling one point three billion dollars, and technical positioning across Bitcoin, Ethereum, XRP, and Solana at zero point two three six Fibonacci support levels within the forty-eight-hour post-FOMC trough formation window.